If you might want children in your 40s, freezing your eggs seems like an unnecessary hassle and expense- Just drunkenly hook up with an unemployed ex! It’s worked for more than one woman I know.

Yeah, $700-1000 is automatic NP for a clear title with a motorcycle attached.

I dunno man, there are a lot of smooth-brained NFL fans out there who would have taken Keap rejecting the obvious trap as proof he doesn’t want to play. Hopefully his going along in good faith until the 11th hour and letting the NFL proudly serve up a shit sandwich helps him down the road. 

He’s damned if he does, and damned if he doesn’t. 

Have you considered using a machete? 

Have you considered using a machete? 

Turkey is another one where I turn to Alton Brown. The general outline:

Turkey is another one where I turn to Alton Brown. The general outline:

As a sub-mediocre shitposter I can’t even imagine trying to follow up artistic works like those. Black on Both Sides alone probably merits a 20-year victory lap.

Yeah, but my wife and I are doing our best to rescue them. Got a chrome, and a burnt orange set so far, hopefully we’ll find a avacado green one before the ‘du season is over. 

TBH, if Natalie Portman said hello I’d probably push my wife into a bush and pretend I’d never seen her before. 

Every Yakuza game is the best, friend. I’ve played the PC ports this year and Zero, YK2 and YK would be my ranking in terms of goodness. Zero is huge, KY2 is close and YK is definitely a port of a PS2 game, the graphics have been brought up to the level, but the scope of the game is still very 2007.

Damn, that’s a pretty good list. I just took three days before the holiday weekend to get myself a vasectomy. It was glorious having an excuse to be sedentary. I’m also trying to force myself to clear the backlog before I buy more games so I played:

It stops when the DRUNKS and THUGS learn the error of their ways.

Err, meant to reply to Drew ...or they’ve been passed like they were standing still on some winding back road and still can’t get over being out-hustled by a graybeard with a 52oz Circle K insulated mug bolted to his handlebars.

Exactly. I’m glad that almost every comment on this story is some variation on telling Blevins and Khattri to fuck off. 

She got sandwich and a show. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Oh, god it’s a roller-coaster of emotion.

This Beetlejuice reboot looks like shit!

Powerade is trash. Duh.

I like the little dirt fossils they leave behind. Poor man’s ghost-paint.