California Formal isn’t a thing. You’ve got to get down to county level: Santa Barbara County Formal is wearing wooden clogs, Mendo Formal is wearing a shitty zarape, and Butte County Wedding Formal isn’t dress at all, it’s making a batch of shake-n-bake meth on the way to the wedding. 

I think Ubi is coming to the realization/feeling the market’s disinterest sooner is because they’ve gone pretty all-in on the strategy. All of their big franchises have the same MTX / online service scaffolding which doesn’t really add much for the players, and then they try to drop another installment in each…

That’s pretty much how my dad played. He worked nights and I’d come home from school to find the PC left on the C&C score screen showing a 1352:3 k/l ratio. He played the single player levels and skirmishes against the AI like a tower defense/puzzle game. I bet he was even napping while the AI harvested all the…

You can probably guess my age, but that’s a top 3 all time map for me (along with Facing Worlds and CS_Wpndepot.)

Yeah, sounds like the real utility of the private server is so you can effectively solo play and not have to worry about a lvl 90 rando wandering by and cranking up the enemy level scaling. Pretty lame of Bethesda to lock the game everyone knows their customers really wanted in the first place behind a post-launch…

I saw the title was expecting a line of lounge wear called “ComfortWomen” or something

Yeah, I guess we could multibox have a mule acct subscribed just to hold the instance but it’s a lot cheaper and easier to just not.

Yeah, the by-invite/one subscriber must be present rule sucks. My dad and brother are playing, and it would be cool if we could have a private, persistent world to build in, but if that’s dependent on one of us firing up the instance every time it won’t work because we’re all on different schedules. 

I think being coked to the gills is the only way to dehumanize yourself enough to be a Morning Show Guy. 

Please. The vinyl on my truck’s back glass says it all:

I’m sorry about your wife. My parent’s watch that stupid show and bitch about how dumb it is BUT. THEY. KEEP. WATCHING. It’s bad enough that I’ve suggested we switch to NCIS reruns.

TBF we all look the same

Boobaru should also pipe the exhaust of his car back into the cabin so the rest of us shouldn’t have to deal with it. 

Why not both? 

L2 was written on a literal red flag

Yeah, that one was a doozy. Dude should start seeing his therapist 3x a week. 

I had a bite of an impossible whopper and it just tasted someone used super-lean ground beef and flame broiled it *way* too long. So basically, the opposite of what I want in a burger.

“Marjorie Klapper in the can,” sounds like the first line to a p good nursery rhyme.  

TBH that rant is up there with the monologue from On the Waterfront. 

I was really confused because Bella Thorne sounds like a porn name but she was on the Disney channel and now its the other way around. What a country!?!