[Adell] said that more than 95% of his 160 employees are African American and stressed that he was merely sharing the meme with Bloomer to make him aware of it: “To say that I need diversity training, to say that I need to apologize, apologize for something I didn’t do?... Why would I apologize for something I didn’t…

Learn to replace that word with the back-masked sound they use on the radio edit. It’s pronounced ‘yennnep’ with an emphasis on the p.

Yeah, you’re supposed to take it down to the creek (pronounced: crik) in accordance with the old ways.

Gamers: *rise up*

Same, and I was assuming he was powered by Sonic the Hedgehog CGI technology

Yep. Haven’t actually seen the movie but they do bear an uncanny resemblance to members of the alt-right

Fuck, man. Even I’m scared of the cops these days and I’m white and pass for a CHUD.

I’m totally not surprised she’s a gym teacher. Most of them in my childhood were bitter ass people. What I am rather surprised about is that she didn’t end up blowing 0.12 and getting arrested for DUI because those samr gym teachers loved ‘Irishing’ their coffee.

Thank you for your service! 

It only took 25 years for my musical tastes to come back in vogue. Truly, the kids are alright! 

Beabaddoobee got a thousand times closer to the mark on that one.

Yeah, people that are prospering under the status quo value their stability over the lives those that are eating boot. 

I’m not sure a prosecutor describing how the system works is mistrial-worthy anywhere except the howling void between Rudy Guiliani’ ears.

I had been calling myself pansexual for years because of my love for deep-dish pizza. Learning a lot today...

China hasn’t been communist for decades. Single party, authoritarian, state capitalist is a more accurate descriptor.

I think Zero already got there. Our Podunk town had a had one electric cop bike a couple of years ago but I haven’t seen it in a while. Probably got some shinier DHS-funded toys to play with in the meantime.

I know how you feel. Went from two silver DDs in a row to a “Magnetic Graphite” or something (dark metallic gray) and it looks clean as long as water is still on it and now I know exactly where my wife drags her purse against the rear driver’s side door when she gets in the car.

Here you go: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/tow-me-down-1609112611

IDK man, Fortnite is designed around a bunch of manipulative psychology and I think it’s pretty gross. It should probably carry a warning label and not be marketed to kids.

Oof, NJAC,I know how that feels and wish you the best. Not PTSD but I had a partner with a mood disorder that made any negative stimulus The Worst Thing Ever until she found treatment that worked so I spent some time living in the minefield.