And yet here you are, on a website for grown nerds.

So? I suspect you'd rather they build a giant science fiction world with dozens of guns with places to explore and aliens to kill instead. Duck Duck Goose Simulator 2014 is the game we've been waiting for YEARS. Hell, in my day, we actually had to stand up and chase people. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR FAT PEOPLE TO…

I didn't know this existed:

It would be great if you could swap weapons using the WiiU gamepad's touch screen.

Enough lens flare to make J.J. Abrams blush.

Biggest surprise since we found out Soylent Green was people.

That Cena Faceturn

His legs don't look thin, bulky, or developed. They look unremarkable. Which doesn't really matter anyway because I don't know why people are defending his legs. They just look average. But, who cares?

... Is that ... Is that Optimus Prime?

Honestly, I think most things in life would be better if combined with professional wrestling.

because she has the intelligence of a spoon! (I apologize to all the spoons of the world)

On the bright side? We can hope for perfection in a future GTA installment :)

And then Mega-Blastoise sneezed. Little Squirtle was airborne for weeks.

Lucasfilm says "Shooting will continue as planned while he recuperates".