Though I don’t necessarily agree with you, I just wanted to say I fucking love your reaction. xD

His current Twitter icon

Her vajeen hang like sleeve of wizard

Oh boy...

Kotaku, a snack website that occasionally covers video games, back in 2013. (Sorry, Fahey.)

Woods is an amazing manager/wrestler. At one point before a match he shouted “IT’S SHOWTIME SYNERGY!” And it’s not so much for cheap pops...it fits into the moment.

“Our boys are good boys! They’re good boys at football. We win ‘em! With the boys! The football!”

Taking my dog on a Sunday drive.

Too good...bravo good sir!

It’s much better than Kim’s Skyrim cosplay at the VMAs

jezebel’s checklist if you are a woman hating misogynistic man

In the real-world, this news will fizzle out pretty quickly. Okay, so Superman is a city beat reporter for a local newspaper? So what? People would try to interview Ma Kent, comedians would make fun of the glasses, Fox News would say this is just another reason to not trust mainstream media, Gawker would search for…

Ahem you mean who are the lalilulelo.

Why does Miller seem so antagonistic this time around? Is it due to the loss of his limbs?

This is incredible. I’ve wanted to do this since I was a kid. I wanted to do porn, son. [pause] Look at that. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. [sniffling]

Moderation.

Shut the fuck up and go eat some sugar.

The controller will be a furry Tyler Breeze Selfie Stick.