All I see is a fake girl gamer.

Everyone will think it's Aiden but in the end the true culprit will be none other than...

Well, as long as it's not STUFF and THINGS...

That Titanfall XB1 better not be real. Or things and stuff will happen. THINGS. and STUFF.

You all sound like tools. Just enjoy your preferred console and stop boasting about your own. So childish.

A middle aged, 4ft tall plumber that has the ability to gain powers through animals, flora, and other assorted objects and beat the living hell out of a gigantic spiked turtle ten times his size to save a woman who has a fetish for being kidnapped.

Life is like a box of chocolates you never what you're gonna get.

First time shopping and it's pretty crappy, forgive.

"I know just how you feel..."

Because people download what's popular. People go on the store page, look up what's high on the popularity chart and download it, casual gamer don't actually look around read review and watch trailer for F2P game, they just grab whatever's on the popularity chart that they haven't tried yet. Essentially you only need…

A fix is "forthcoming." Meanwhile, people who have paid $16 can't play the game past Thamasa. I'd say that's an issue.

órale vato.

Bahahaha everything was same old until this and then it became comedy gold.

Maybe, he already came.

This was an aesthetic swap made by me alone. The original headline was the one you see now. I briefly changed it to refer to SimCity, feeling that the comparison to offline features being locked out by online problems was more apt. Since nowhere in the body of my column was SimCity ever mentioned, I switched the…

No god dammit, we're not having this same discussion every time this guy updates his device.

You're thinking of Danny: