I need this. I don't know why. I don't know how. I don't know how to. But I need this.

I am not salty because Kevin Owens defeated John Cena.

And “moist”.

Got Charizard, Silver Mario, Ness, Splatoon 3 Pack, and my buddy got my a Jiggypuff.

Got Charizard, Silver Mario, Ness, Splatoon 3 Pack, and my buddy got my a Jiggypuff.

Dammit! I really wanted this to be an amazing game. I guess I'll just pick up MGS V on Sept. 1st then.

I’d buy one of these balls and if my nephews ever grabbed it, I’d be able to say “now is not the time to use that!!!”

When I pan the camera too fast on ps4, it drags and jumps, and some of the textures pop-in. Was that some of the things that were complained about?

Oh, he ‘bout to get F’d in the A.

Yes.

Because the people openly cheating and making the game worse for others totally aren't.

Beat all the puzzles and a trailer for Squishmo appears.

Has fahey always looked that aged?

If you're forced to use your vehicle as a weapon, spin around and ram the Zeds with the back of your car first. It takes a lot more to seriously damage a vehicle this way, as opposed to six to ten shots from the front before your car starts smoking.

October, huh? Maybe the movie will drop around that time too.

If they release WWF No Mercy, I will explode with markout glee

Does my heart good to see more wrestling posted on kotaku. Been a superfan well over 20 years.

When was the first delay? It escapes me.

'bout to dust off one here.

77 of which will be entirely nothing but dialogue and banter.

the Sami Zayn edition comes with a console lucha mask and four turnbuckles to place the controllers on. Also Kevin Owens will personally come to your house and package piledrive it