I see the FarCry 4 Eagle's reign of terror isn't confined to one console.

All that needs to be said.

I hurt the gingerbread boy. Cause he's Pretend Bread Boy. Little cookie man, never waved to me, so he got knocked out.

I fear for whatever was on the ground at that moment.

the firefighter at the end of the video just walking across the street made me lose it.

I want to purchase this over Halo and AC Unity/Rogue.

does this count as a mic drop for Nintendo?

methinks a troll just trying to hork product.

Fuck it. We're all gonna die anyway. Might as well do it with a juicy breast in my mouth.

I...

High Bandwith Digital Content Protection.

That's totally a Godzilla referenced enemy.

Stupid question time, since it's already probably been answered.

I Immediately regret buying the iPhone 6 Plus for the bigger screen.

the PS3 collector's edition with the Batarang everyone thought was real had a download voucher for it.

Wow, those Orcs look so REAL.

Well, there goes that Batcave I technically paid $100.00 for. Oh, and the Ezio costume I was way too fat to be walking around in.

*this post has been paid for by the new World order.

So, even after you pay the AppleCare+ fees, there's still a $79.00 service charge? That's what I'm getting out of the text on the apple site.

Wait a minute....