Just give me the damn game, already, Kojima, so you can have my money.

Where's the plush BFG with foam lazor balls?

I wonder if he will get charged with attempted XBOX 1...st degree murder.

Fuck Syria, if hackers hit this service and screw it up, consider this the beginning of WW III.

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I wanna play VIP Poker with John McCain...and I don't even like politics...o-or poker!

Words...should've sent...a poet...

I love how the Pikachu just seems to be bobbing his head to musical sounds of failure.

I love how that whole video was basically a love letter to Mega Man fans and somewhat of a subtle "fuck you" to CAPCOM.

The way you guys are talking, I shouldn't even crack open my birthday copy of XIV for the PS3.

I remember how I felt about my Anicent Mew the first time I got one from the theater, thinking it was going to be extremely collectible, because it was non-tournament play.

I still say it ends up on the next gen consoles in 2014 as a "Complete Edition" with all the DLC. Maybe sometime in the fall. They would be ridiculous to pass up a marketing opportunity like that.

Can we hire all those bunnies to populate Florida? Because...you know...Florida?

Not having Jake Roberts in this roster is a crime.

Is it just me, or did Nelson seem like...he was rushed or angry doing this unboxing?

I'm sure glad I'm allergic to cats. I don't think my guinea pigs have the ability to care enough to get near my XBOX One.

We got 30 seconds of Hugh Laurie dancing. I'd say fair trade.

It's just gonna be literally a big ass shield made of energy, trolling us all.

Dear lord, this has become a sub meme to the original meme.