Bah! At least he could cook!

No, friend, there are more than one Dax. Ask Nicole De Boer who earns about 50% less at conventions than a certain Jadzia.

And multipley murdered Weyouns? Paradise!

You'd think they could at least land one of the Daxs.

No shit. Fontaine was the worst thing in any Star Trek.

Will there be Dabo girls?

Ah, Leeta. It's a small galaxy when you've got unbelievable tits.

Good. Pass the kanar.

A shout out to guest star strength on DS9 would be appreciated.

He thrives on playing sadists.

Who'd you rather have a kanar with? 'Ole Baldy or Patrick Stewart?

No holosuite. No bar. Idiots for company. No wonder Archer seemed pissed off all the time.

I love kanar, kanar kanar kanar. Mmm mmm mmm. Here it goes down, down in to my belly.

I'm sure she'll understand… but if not, I look forward to meeting Weyoun 9

Clones. Keeping track of them is a full-time job

DABO!!!

Maybe you should talk to Worf again.

Liked it better the first time. When it was called the Battle of Helm's Deep.

Gods? Superstitious nonsense. You sound like the Vorta.

As what? The Headless Horseman?