Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, yours was the most… human. [Pours kanar onto the deck]

DS9? So obvious.

“Yes, I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?”

I like your style. Have a kanar.

People keep talking about that GoochExtension.

Doesn't everyone?

David Bowie. And the Pet Shop Boys. Top Gear (UK). Star Trek? Meh.

Kill it with fire!

God, Janeway is sanctimonious. A Cardassian Gul would never even need an excuse to use those things for fuel, much less if their ship was stuck in the Delta Quadrant. Good thing she never found out about the Pakleds using orphan hearts to make their ships "go."

A Concert of the AQ, like Metternich's system following the Napoleonic Wars?

Romulan leadership has always been little more than xenophobic Bonapartists dependent on external successes, real and imagined, to propagate what amounts to a failing governing system.

Vorta Vor, where the kalifal blows open the sinuses, the women flock like the falcons of Norpin III and the zoo has *two* pairs of Klingons.

So, a colleague played a joke on Garak at the Obsidian Order Academy by convincing him that Cardassian disruptor pistols had no stun setting. All those years later and he's still falling for that 'ole chestnut. No wonder Garak had a soft spot for Entek, who, incidentally, was vaporized by irony.

No matter how crippled the Klingons are they will always be up for a fight with the Romulans. The Romulans will always be constrained by their inherent wont to be douches.

It is probably the same reason why the Founders will never allow the full scope of their defeat known in the Gamma Quadrant. The returning Dominion Fleet probably suffered a severe "accident" right after coming back through the wormhole.

Bup bup! Nonsense.

Civilians could use a lesson in respect. All vole fighting is cancelled!

At least the Vorta actually *were* different people every week (transporter accidents can be so unfortunate). What excuse has she? She was so bad Starfleet put her behind a desk as soon as they could upon her return.

"I'll do anything to save this crew!"

I have always maintained that the films could have been good if Lucas wasn't directing. He has top notch talent (even Hayden Christensen has put in good work elsewhere) under him and no idea how to use it.