Then you might also get Paterno, Vitale, Baylesd, and Reggie Miller. Just keep your head down.

That piece you guys did on Secretariat’s fake girlfriend was really good by the way.

Lizzie Borden: It’s the class axe we remember the most.

How about when, with his eyes crusting over, eyesight failing, viewers gagging, Costas refused to relinquish his announcing power throne during the Games? Did the bile in your throat rise then? I know mine did.

The Ty Cobbs. The Isiah Thomases. The O. J. Simpsons.

Yeah, he’s pretty much faded to bolivian.

Can’t imagine why Costas doesn’t care for the “Look At Me Types.”

Tis human nature to wax poetic with Delmon Young at the bat.

“Most Bob Costas Moment?” Sorry. Not even close. 1996 Olympics, as Ali is lighting the flame, and Costas exclaims, “Ali, his body racked by Parkinson’s. A shadow of his former self.”

Joe Buck just came.

The most ironic statement in the universe, that Costas should be talking about “the look at me types both in and out of sports.” F’g hell. If it is the class acts that will be remembered after they are gone, Costas will be dust in the wind.