Subtle and devastating.

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

None of them do.

Don Jr was going to start a blues band for that reason, but then he says his father’s actual net worth & realized hee wasn’t really a billionaire...

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.

I’m an immigration attorney. I’ve had this fight with EOIR judges a few times. One time my 4 year old client was too scared to enter the court room. The judge insisted that the child come in and face her. I had to carry the child in (at this point he had calmed down but was still terrified and shaking). I told the…

I’m not sure it would be a good PR move for Uber to have a known sexual predator giving rides to unwitting customers. 

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

He has a little blue police light on his back!

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

This would have been an absolutely enormous disaster for Apple.

Eliminating wired charging would be the last straw, for me.  

This is why people hate soccer.

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

There’s a LOT of stupid, but episodes like Midvale, Fort Rozz and Schott Through the Heart are all really excellent! Like sit down during those, but use the rest of the season as background noise while you clean the house or something.

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

Thank you for ensuring I never, ever see this movie. I would not be able to handle that.

Got a pool? Any kids ever come over to your house, even once? If you answer yes to both, you need a fence around the pool, period. Just about this exact same incident happened to some friends of my wife’s a couple decades back, and then to some people in our church congregation two or three years ago. I bought a house…

Honestly, good for them. Ovechkin certainly deserves it, and that was a hell of a series. And a hell of a playoff run!