This has the added benefit of pissing off ALL my inlaws in Buffalo... hmmm...

This is literally it. I’ve been cringing when I said my team for YEARS. I chose to stick with them through the fucking name (Its racist, stop lying to yourselves), a deadbeat owner that is so scummy that other owners don’t want to be around him, and who kowtows to the owner of the fucking cowboys. I cried when they…

Don’t get me wrong, I love Mr. Boh, like a hostage with stockholm syndrome.

But the beer is horrible. 

I have no clue how you got that out of what I wrote. “GAVE me their beer...”

I would like to say they drank the good stuff and gave me the extra, but based on what I saw of their style, I don’t think that’s true. 80%+ of what I got was Natty Boh and PBR. Hence why it was still in our garage when we had to move out.

I hope and pray that they drank the good stuff first, but probably 80% of the donations to the cause were Natty boh or PBR. Hence it sitting in our garage until we all had to move out.

I don’t know the exact number, but I know I never drove off with less than 15 full six packs plus whatever extra bottles or cans they handed me - one week in december, I hit my high water mark and went home with 40. I definately made more in the colder half of the season, whether that was because they brought more…

When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…

Since it got adopted by the caps fans (which, fair, its the closest hockey team?) I enjoyed the taste of home during the stanley cup finals. But the O and the boos during the Blackhawk-caps games was.... a bit much?

It can also depend on size! I never realized there is some sensitivity to size until I rented from a sporting goods store, which had sizing, vs a lake rental place that had all one size. I had always assumed I was just bad, but when I had one that took into account my height and weight, it cut back drasticaly, like,…

My wife’s family are season ticket holders, and my favorite thing to do at the tailgates is counting how many confederate flags I can see from the hill behind the ketchup guy. My record is 8.

I havent decided yet, but I think I’m following Kirk to the Vikings, so its good to know I wont have to defend my new team to other people the way I have to defend my current team to myself.

I like your analysis, but one thing:

He looks freaking demonic in that top photo.

I just got off of work, and saw a notification on my phone that the game had already started. I went to listen to the live feed, and then realized that I knew exactly one person on the team as of today. fuck it. 

I love this man and what he does for Baltimore. The city, because fuck the Os after the last few weeks. 

I did this too! We spoke english and spanish at home, so it was pretty easy to figure out my grandmothers Babbar books in french (abuela was badass and spoke, that I know of, 6 languages). This was also helpful in Italy, where I was able to (simplistically) speak “Italian”.

Than I grew up and as an adult, tried to take…

She’s in the pool, and they are pressuring her parents to send her to one of the residential year round soccer schools - maybe IMG? (on top of her travel team) I’m not following it too closely.

Their system is set up to only promote those folks who can pay to play. My wife’s cousin is 14, and they told her dad he needs too pay FIFTY THOUSAND A YEAR to keep her at her current competitive level through college. Holy fuck no, I don’t need access to the team that badly.