I had the exact same thought, but I think in Japanese it IS called "Porygon" and they're using it as a loan word - a common thing in Japanese

Pretty much. And powering up my Snorlaxes. Yup, I have multiple Snorlaxes.

I'm still playing it, never stopped since the summer (I'm in my 30s)… it's the best fitness app I've ever used. I'm looking forward to the new monsters. It's still a fun game for me

Ah, yes, the Halcyon Days between the fall of the Soviet Union and 9/11.

Yes but would Keenan and Kel have played wise-cracking sidekicks who love good burgers and orange soda

It's dumb for the extremely obvious reasons (and kudos for the Parks & Rec shout-out that perfectly dovetails with it). But I'm glad if they chose a male human they chose Feig, who seems to be one of the only directors out there who chooses people who look like real-life women (and not beauty-worked models) for his…

Everyone's mooning over "Bustin'," but my favorite song is "Smooth." "One Week" and "Smooth Criminal" are seamless together, and I always hated "Smooth" by a guitarist trying to get renewed relevancy by using popular chart-topping vocalists Santana, so having Barenaked Ladies' "Harrison Ford" comically jammed in the…

please do. The ones with the most privilege and power in this nation can affect the most change for the rest of us terrified marginalized groups.

No big company wants to buy Twitter anymore. Money talks.

They're spelled the same, but each name is pronounced in a tonal dialect, and the differences become obvious then.

So a snowflake is someone who is overly sensitive and lashes out at any opinion that doesn't agree with them? How might a snowflake do this? Perhaps rant on Twitter in the middle of the night about how mean Alec Baldwin is, and how a show you totally don't watch but seem to comment on a lot is really bad?

Why does he keep eating a frozen dessert he obviously hates? "You almost had me at long last, Dippin' Dots, but then you RAN OUTA FUCKIN' VANILLA"

Huh I wonder what looks so traditionally UN-American about Kanye

I'd love for that to happen. I think Menzel is developing a TV project of her own with Ellen's production company, so I wouldn't be surprised if they crossed paths through work in some way.

This episode really earned its Jewish bona fides.

Free speech works both ways.

"Why do you have to mention race every time one of the few wide-release movies that stars Black people (and isn't explicitly about suffering) does well at the box office? Why can't you be colorblind, like me, a person that doesn't see race or color but still gets upset for some reason, whenever race is mentioned?"

I'm eager to see where Rebecca and Josh's relationship goes, now that she's gotten what she's wanted this whole time - a "love bubble" with the supposed man of her dreams. They have next to nothing in common, both in interests and personality - and yes I know opposites attract and all that, but Rebecca is obviously…

I'm so fucking tired of Chris Pratt. I was getting tired of him during the waning seasons of Parks and Rec. Everybody is supposed to find him so fucking charming and handsome, and I just see a guy who thinks losing weight is the equivalent of gaining skill.

Ah, yes. The first comment in response to this is "what about the MEN." Well at least it wasn't "SJW cuck!"