I didn't even think about the creep-factor that her son is playing her "husband" so to speak. Jeez. O'Neal's right; that's straight outa Arrested Development's "Motherboy."

Desi Arnaz wasn't even dark-skinned, not really. Ugh. These people are probably like "well, he was a Mexican and Mexicans are all dark-skinned [probably not but whatever]..so let's slather on the brownface." (Arnaz was Cuban, of course, but they're probably all Mexicans to the Deens.)

Oh lord. If they know what's good for them, they'll end it BEFORE coming to Philly. If there's one thing we're not known for having in this city, it's politely restrained critique of things to which we've taken a dislike.

Looks like someone has Need-To-Shut-My-Damn-Craw-tism. I hear it's caused by dating Jenny McCarthy, but then again the report making that claim was written by someone at www.naturaltoxincleansehome… so maybe take it with a grain of salt.

I specifically said NO GEEKS!

Now.. when I greet you as a Simpsons character and press down on your foot, you respond with a spot-on impression of that character.

Yes, but it works exactly as well as "his scintillating arms." SMeyer obviously looked at the Thesaurus for a "sparkly" synonym, and forgot to check context in which the word needs to be used.

Still disappointed none of my (@RiffChick)'s tweets made the "cool tweets" clique. Oh well. eFame eludes me for another day…

Boys, you have to use a pencil. It's even called an "Eyebrow Pencil." Jeez.

That doesn't even sound like a parody. Poe's Law, I suppose…

"That's music to my dick."

According to one twitter comment, EL literally said "I wanted to write a book about a good woman who heals a damaged man." THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. In fact that is one of the VERY REASONS women stay in abusive relationships.

"With gusto."

Maybe her character is a lesbian. (this lesbian sure hopes so…)

careful, their name has "Truth" in it. That must mean whatever they say is a not-lie.

Thank God, I was afraid they'd end up like this https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

Too bad; I loved his cameos in "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York" and "The Associate."

Orange you glad they didnt write Banana?

If one thing Lifetime knows how to do though, it's knock a double-entendre title out of the park. "A Deadly Adoption" refers to the deadliness of the couple adopting the unborn child of the pregnant woman (thus inviting into her home) and the deadliness of the *SPOILERS!* woman trying to "adopt" their 5 year old…

"That was the joke"
-Rainier Wolfcastle