James Bond would rather be caught dead than wearing an “I <3 TS” shirt. For shame, Tom and Tom’s publicists. #notmybond #notbeforets #notafterts #notever

I mean, it’s a movie about stealing things. Of course they are “gold diggers.” They are thieves. Boys are degenerate loser gamblers, Ocean’s 11 is so sexist, amirite? Not like that one was in a different vein than this one. Everyone’s gotta steal something . . . .

That said, if anyone’s listening, I would definitely…

Lawyer with just a lil bit of knowledge about copyright here. Yes, dance can theoretically be copyrighted. However, only “fixed” elements can be copyrighted — you can think of this as a rule of evidence, because if the art was purely ephemeral it’d be impossible to litigate whether someone was copying it. So…