Six is also the number of points lost when Russell threw the interception heard around the world :P

Honestly, I don’t believe for a second they haven’t been fucking, unless they’re mutual beards. And yes, anal and BJs count.

Counterpoint: Russ is juuuust on the far side of the Uncanny Valley and is not hot. Ciara is objectively very hot. Why she settled for this personification of a raw potato’s personality is beyond me.

Perhaps you are making a satirical point that I am missing. But in case you are serious, and if you are referring to the Liam Fee murder case (and there is more than one case of two women killing a two-year-old boy), here are some of the differences the judge might have taken into account: