Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

The Browns are in “Win? Now?” mode.

He’s amazing but he’s also a man who grew up in a first world country with huge sporting investment and competes in one of the only Olympic disciplines it’s possible to win more than 3 medals at in a single games. There are athletes, like for example Birgit Fischer who competed in canoeing got golds in 80, 88, 92, 96,…

A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again.

Dude, they have French people do your laundry. That’s gonna cost.

As a southerner who has been living in Minneapolis for 15 years, Kevin is right. This city fucking wails.....until it’s about 30 below with 30 MPH winds in your face.

That is goddamn beautiful and perfect

2016 has already robbed me of so many artists who lived the lives I was not brave enough to try.