literally unplayable

it’s 7,000 words and it *is* edited

You know what I want?

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

eat ya damn pasta, drake, quit fuckin with it

Sea Fog. Hạ Long Bay, Vietnam. By Jim Sheppard | Instagram 

I beat this game 30 years ago. It is one of the only games I ever beat, besides Contra of course.

Kenroku-en. Kanazawa, Ishikawa, Japan. By Brian Ashcraft | Twitter

“We apologize for not allowing crossplay. Unfortunately, our gamers are too busy playing our vast library of first party titles instead of the same shit that’s on every other system.”

Every person who suggests, or hell, even just thinks about a “pivot to video” without getting nauseous should be fired from any job required critical thinking and cut off of the internet for at least a year so they can contemplate their idiocy.

And what do they all have in common? They have better internet than I do.

I actually have a first edition copy of the table-top Cyberpunk RPG game. I found it at a used book store for less than $10. It’s basically bookshelf decoration, I thought the game box looked cool:

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

So it’s the love child of Tenchu and Bloodborne?

You’ve gotta wonder if he had a reputation for falling asleep at work.