This is one jaded ass review. You aren’t buying a console, you are buying nostalgia, part of which is sitting youR butt on the floor 3 feet from the TV, just like most of us did as a kid. If that is an issue, buy an Ouya, buy a Wii, DS, 3DS, or Wii-U and use the virtual console, hell emulate it on your PC. Complaining…