Pity, I guess I’ll spend my imaginary $320k elsewhere. At least my imaginary self won’t have to worry about Maserati reliability.

He’s the real life version of Lyle Lanley selling monorails to Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook

Tesla Model Y and Toyota Prius are obvious answers, but I think an underrated answer is anyone in a beige Camry, or really any beige sedan. This is the quintessential car for people who don’t want to drive but need a car.

I’ve definitely been noticing that Model Ys in particular are doing a weird thing of either driving like a Prius or, on the flipside, like a BMW. Slow, terrible, overly cautious; or like an a-hole.

Just check it with a VAG-COM scan tool and if it doesn’t explode you’re good to go

I like how it still says SUPER DUTY on the glovebox

The War Against Christmas!!! Christmas fights back!

Gotta have the wing. It’s like a WRX STi without the wing, it just doesn’t look right.

The 4th gen Pathfinder turning into a blob with a CVT

All the horsepower

Looks nice, but I don’t like how the headlights are all squinty

Not exactly a mod, but any stickers of Calvin peeing on something. They’re just stupid. Also stick-on fender vents.

The woke hive has gone too far this time! We used to be a country, smh

Hope everything goes well for you! Not quite the same, but I picked up a 2013 Q5 Hybrid a couple years ago and have had no issues with the hybrid system.

YES! Don’t pace me!

1st Gear: I guess Elon is going to have to sue all the other manufacturers now, for unnecessary competition or some other BS reason

THRILLHO

Boring answer: one that’s paid off

Mitsubishi Mirage, the cars come in a whole rainbow of colors! And rainbows are for the wokes