Pence and the rest of the GOP used Trump like a chump. Trump only likes the illusion of being in charge and will pass all the hard stuff off on everyone else. Pence is practically shitting himself with glee while the rest of us shit at the thought of Mike “shock the gay away” Pence being the one truly in power. God…

My diet for the last three days has been a combination of pizza, cheese bread, and Chipotle, all washed down with vodka. God damn this is terrible, at least tonight I actually made dinner at home. And surprise surprise, my poops have been just as terrible as this entire week has been.