Just eat the dandelions growing in the cracks of the sidewalk at the bus stop. You’ll be fine. And trendy.
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Eric, though I totally agree with the premise of the piece, the elephant in the room is EDUCATION. Yes, you were poor. Yes, I grew up in a trailer park. But guess what? The minute we were awarded those college diplomas — heck, even the moment we graduated high school — our predicted outcomes improved dramatically. I…
He’s everything I want in a President. If he does not get the nomination I am issuing an empty threat to move to Nova Scotia.
Even ignoring the blatant and unnecessary racism, Bernie has been a respected senator of a reasonably prosperous state for ages. When he stood on the debate stage last night, he may have stuttered and blustered, but he still had the grace to say the email issue was stupid and to shake Hillary’s hand. I’d definitely…
Nope sorry that’s voodoo magic, that’s not real, YOU’RE NOT REAL, women should just be abstinent, babies babies babies babies.
These shenanigans call for FISTICUFFS!
There are no Confederate heroes — there are only varying degrees of traitor.
Well truth of the matter that was DECADES ago that churches celebrates All Hallows Eve most now don’t approve of it, but I’ll be darned if they don’t want you at church on October 31st for the “fall festival” or Trunk or treat or whatever they want to call it in your costume to get candy lol
Hahaaa, true! Parthenogenesis IS already a thing, dudes, so... catch up! ^^
Right. Because remember that whole thing where abortions are LEGAL? It DOESN’T MATTER what the % number is or how it’s not/is paid for, abortions are a LEGAL HEALTH SERVICE FOR WOMEN and I am SO FUCKING SICK of everyone trotting out the 3% thing, I think I’m going to abort myself.
On the surface yes: most opponents of abortion claim — and probably believe — that abortions kill babies, and while they personally don’t wish any punishment or hardship upon pregnant women, the rights of the babies take precedence. However. The vast majority of Americans — even those who are anti-choice — are willing…
OKAY on the subject of men not wanting women to exist I have to ask everyone about this! I’m sure some of you have had this experience and I want to talk about how BIZARRE it is!
The only men who can honestly say they are 100% against abortion (for whatever reasons) are those who also:
One time my little sister picked up a brightly colored, small pom-pom off of the ground. Then it sprouted legs. IT WAS A SPIDER’S BUTT THAT SHE PICKED UP. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that she afterwards declared a war on spiders and, instead of smushing them when she sees them like a normal…
I have a lot of horrific bug stories as I’ve lived in Florida, and a cockroach infested apartment in Brooklyn (they got in my bed, y’all.) But, I’d have to say, the absolute worst was during my three year stay in Senegal. Anyone whose ever spent time in Africa might be familiar with blow flies or Cayor flies. Their…
The year after we graduated from college, my best friend and I took a trip to Brazil. We survived many adventures we probably shouldn’t have (motorcycle taxis through a favela, hang gliding, piranha fishing...). But the most frightening were the nights in the Amazon. Our “room” was a hut on stilts over the river, and…
I am posting this because even though it was not an insect, it was a parasite, and thus a bug.
My favorite, and the one I remember most, was when he tried to tell the class that menstrual cramps were "minor" and an inconvenience more than anything else. When several girls tried to tell him cramps can be minor or severe and even debilitating (as was my case, no outright cause, just very painful), he basically…
I feel the same way about how you’re allegedly supposed to replace your pillow every six months. My ex boyfriend was always quoting this “fact” to me because one of the two pillows I use is pretty decrepit, and I told him that was just propaganda from Big Pillow.
Before I got my bits in order I had to sleep on towels. Hallelujah birth control!