Thank you. You're very kind and this is good advice. We essentially did this late last night/ today and honestly it's been wonderful spending time together without the kids. I feel so much better.

Capers are SHAMEFULLY UNDERUSED. They are so, so good. Never put them in a salad, but I made puff-pastry appetizer things once with sirloin, capers, and some kind of cheese (edam? I can’t remember, but it was mild and semi-firm) and holy shit amazing.

What gets me is... I don’t really know if monogamy is right for me, either, but I don’t need to know that to be sure that cheating isn’t. When I was in a relationship with someone (5+ years at the time) and found myself not attracted to them and wanting someone else, the idea of betraying someone I’d made promises to…

I bet this guy has never read Song of Solomon.

The time has come. Black James Bond, please. #BlackJamesBond

Yes! BTW, this is a VERY different response to the same comment I foolishly made on the TMZ website. Anyone who says racism is over need only read a TMZ comment section to know it’s not. Yikes.

It never ceases to amaze me that these Teahadist idiots keep bringing up the Nazis; they should be doing everything than can to AVOID mentioning them. I think the comparison is unbelievably crass and insulting for any group that isn’t actively engaged in genocide, but since these morons insist on bringing them up…

I’m not that inclined to err on the side of generosity when interacting with someone who uses phrases like, “move their sad asses away from the couch” when discussing weight loss, as such a comment makes it pretty obvious the person has a very skewed perception of weight loss.

I ran 3 miles 3 days a week for an entire summer, and ate extremely clean the whole time (actually had been doing the diet part already). Running did very little to change my body. If it required more than what I did, I don’t think it’s all that efficient. A summer of yoga 3 times a week and I looked amazing. Point…

“Crap, they have footage of us fucking up? Uh... Go spin it about drugs! Go after the reefer. That’s always worked before.”

Because I am going to keep saying it until this bullshit stops:

According to what quotes or information?? He’s going to raise the pay in social security and raise the amount of coverage people get from medicare, that right there is enough to help millions of poor and disabled people like me. He for an increase of federal minimum wage, and for campaign finance reform(getting money…

Unless you're a billionaire, Bernie Sanders does appear to care about your health, your job, your education, and your life. If you're making more than $100k I think he will end up raising your taxes but if you make less he will probably improve your life more than any Republican presidential candidate.

I first learned about suffragettes from Mrs. Banks and the “Sister Suffragette” song.

Oh man I have to leave theaters during puking scenes. It’s just too much for me! When I was in high school I really wanted to watch the Jackass movie but I knew there would be puking so I had my friend on the phone watching it a few minutes ahead to warn me. Stomach bugs are and have always been my #1 parenting fear…

No but seriously zero sarcasm I WANT THESE

I was 13 when that series started and it totally influenced my taste in the type of masculinity I found attractive in the real world. Unfortunately unattainable and a bit messed up, but the truth.

Every time I think of Paula Deen now I think of the episode of Law & Order: SVU where Cybill Shepherd played her as a racist southern TV chef who then took it to the next level and shot an unarmed black teenager in a hoodie.

Cookie dough is like the veal of baked goods; young, tender, and delicious.

Chang’s backstory was one of the best in the entire series, I thought.