I was drunk up in da clurb on Saturday and one of her stupid songs came on and everyone thought my karaoke version** of it was awesome
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Ooh, just don't let Ryan Murphy near it. He'll have the Phantom singing Sia's "Chandelier."
I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.
Fair enough, I see your point - but I think it is pointlessly pedantic.
When a guy on the street catcalls me, a few things immediately run through my head:
This is one of the most awesome articles I have ever read. Thank you for making my day :D
the goat man story has kept me up all week :( i keep looking at my floor like some crazy lit up jesus thing is going to be there. i don't know what i read these stories but i.can't.stop.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Yes, yes, yes. And I also find this when we're talking about manufactured wars men try to create between different kinds of women. Dude: "I don't like to date black women, they're too loud for me." Me: "What the fuck?" Dude: "What? You're not black, you should be happy I only want to date white girls." Me: "Uh, I…
"I spent most of my early 20s hoarding evidence that men would, occasionally, under the right circumstances, fuck fat women."
According to our local paper, the ban was lifted (again) in Nevada this morning.
I generally hate MTV, but I plan on watching the shit out of this.
Well, I guess I'll be watching MTV for the first time in years. I do wish it was given a more prestigious time slot than at 7pm on a Friday. But hopefully they will rerun the hell out of it.
I feel like a month ago, I had never heard of this person. Now I hear about her almost daily. It's kind of...weird. Like she's being Truman Show-ed into my life.
Durags/Du-rags/Do-rags are pretty much exclusively worn by black men to encourage a wave pattern in closely cropped hair.
So if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, do smoothies bring the girls to the yard?
Sherman Alexie is the shit; the book of his that keeps getting banned/removed is The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, mostly because its fourteen-year-old protagonist talks about masturbation and his struggles with depression.
I have visions of ducking behind a chair to avoid a flying dress dummy while Prof. Yeezy screams at me for designing a bright pink leather dress. "NO COLORS!!!!!"
also if kanye was my teacher i would cry every class with thankfulness to our lord and savoir. bc there's no way he can filter himself so every class would be a dream.