It does look good, but I love bento boxes. They have all the food groups and are just super delicious.

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

Hot shot a young woman point blank in the face for daring to ask him for help after a car accident and got less jail time than many people were expecting him to receive. If he is truly remorseful and had any decency he'd stop his appeals process right now and just accept his sentence.

I mean, I think the answer here is clear. These LAZY fatties just need to get a THIRD or FOURTH job so they can afford gym memberships and salads so that their bodies will stop offending our delicate sensibilities. The only thing that can stop a lazy fat person with a fork is a not lazy skinny person with a fork.

The music is really extraordinary on this show.

They said Thooooomas Edison is the maaaaaan to get us into this century.

Wait, hold up, where's the avocado?!!??? It may be the Californian in me, but there's no food that isn't improved by avocado. Tacos? Check. Omelettes? Check. Sandwiches? Check.

Team cat here. We are pleased that agent ahem, sorry, we are pleased that this random kitten that we have no affiliation to whatsoever has infiltrated, sorry we mean "found" a new home. Also many thanks to the human known as Burt for posting this propaganda, ah sorry we mean completely unbiased and highly important…

Some dudes try to tell me my short haircut is a "boner killer" and I'll I can think is

Nah, you're mixed up. Men just *think* the shit they have to deal with is difficult. Throw most guys into the high heels of a woman carrying the second shift while dealing with period cramps and they'd curl up into manly little balls.

I am a militant door holding feminist. I will actually break out into a sprint when I see a man approaching a door so I can lord over him with my superior, estrogen soaked courtesy.

You know what? I'm straight and I don't want to sleep with most men. Break that news to them if you want to see them really stunned.

Need more Laverne Cox. Less a bunch of other things that don't involve Laverne Cox.

Doing something you don't love is difficult. Doing something you do love is easy. Try to make your living doing something you love.

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…

I blame this entire "Why do you need FREE birth control" mess on the fact that we have taught Americans to believe marketing like "Free corn muffins with this crappy buffet you are paying for." I'm betting the crossover is pretty wide.

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Poor movie fiancées. Your patron saint James Marsden knows that feel.

I want her to be my friend, I want her to be my cool aunt, I want to call her to go out for coffee...I just really have strong feelings for Susan Sarandon.