Scratch another name off the list

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Thanks for ruining everything Russ. Now we’re all fucked. Figuratively.

players with questionable pedigrees for a Champions League club.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

0-82, his first choice, lacked sufficient characters.

January 26 — Byron Scott Says He Was Hacked

This is Scott’s fault for making his password 12456789.

Countdown to a video of two people having sex in a snowbank while wearing only Buffalo Bills jerseys in 3..2...

He certainly didn’t learn it from Van Gaal.

This article was last ran January 22, 2014. And January 22, 2013. And 2012, and 2011, 2010, etc.

These are good times to be an English club.

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

Translation: Let’s not say anything offensive to the millions of idiot Americans who have very little understanding of how their government works.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

first comment!! yess yess yess!!! haahaha..i’d like to thank..um..my mom....and..oh..god..definitely god.

She hates gays and abortion MORE than she loves herself.
the GOP IS red white and blue Sharia Law.

“I felt my faith aligned with the Republican party”

ONE SIZE THEOCRACY FITS ALL

To sum up:

Enjoy your national championship, racist history, crippling poverty, and mindless fellowship to Jesus.