False reports like this make me doubt the validity of every other report of British models being kidnapped by Polish gang members.

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I was very disappointed to not hear Sarah McLachlan’s “I Will Remember You” as the score here.

“When I break you, we’ll see,” is a strange retort, but okay.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

“The Obama administration’s rule emboldened abortion providers like Planned Parenthood women, empowered federal bureaucrats women, and silenced our states us men in the process,” Ernst said in a statement. “Today’s action restores states’ men’s rights over a Washington-knows-best mentality women.”

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

You also seem to be missing the point with most of these commenters: We don’t necessarily agree with that, but we do agree that whatever Schultz is presenting here is tone-deaf and inappropriate. There is nuance here that you seem to be missing.

He’s gonna end up deep-throating his foot. Wait for it.

Well I don’t know that for certain. I’m white so it’s not really my question to answer. I will say this. The way that cultural appropriation sometimes gets bandied about, and I’m trying to speak both sensitively here and as someone who has advanced degrees in history (i.e. lots of different people figured out that…

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

I’m glad other people still enjoy it, but I think it doesn’t hold up well at all. It’s all the smugness of the Clinton Administration couple with Sorkin’s own bullshit. That episode in season 1 when Sam lectures the DNC about how the 1% pay their fair share in taxes. Ugh.

i lived for that website back in high school!

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

Thanks for the link. This may be the single greatest thing I ever saw at the time and forgot about. The sleeve for the single looked like this:

No, your sister didn't teach in the Chicago school system and have any kids with these names. If you actually have a sister she's a racist moron....and so are you.