yeah other people’s enthusiasm for things they enjoy is so oppressive

Obligatory.

For the benefit of people who want to celebrate having a rambunctious boy or a demure girl as soon as possible.

You’re talking about landing a man on the moon within ten years?

Because insurance companies routinely denied coverage to people who might cost them money, as anyone who had even a passing familiarity with the system would know. Just sayin

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

It reminds me of the cocooned colonists in Aliens.

At the end of 2018, they’re still Trumpists. Common ground is a lost cause. I’m mostly interested in outnumbering them.

“Heaven forbid you ever have an opportunity in life and it’s just ruined because someone has a different political agenda than you.”

People watching porn in a library is pretty much Exhibit A for “this is why we can’t have nice things”.

Alibi seems airtight.

These people—Meghan’s half-sister Samantha in particular—are so starved for the spotlight (any spotlight!) and resentful of their family member being illuminated by one of the world’s largest that their drama, manufactured and petty though it may be, makes everyone else’s looks positively quaint in comparison. It’s…

It could be worse.

2 to the 14th power is 16384. Hardly astronomical.

episode 1: competent setup
episode 2: meandering and dull
episode 3: less meandering, not quite as dull
epsisodes 4-9: really good
episode 10: stupidly anticlimactic finale

Probably not. That’s why it’s too late to apologize for the finale.

Kindly geriatric satanists welcome newlyweds.

I like that they included the Venus of Willendorf for scale.

With fans like these...

This sort of cultural appropriation will not stand.