Ridiculous. Next he’ll be trying to ban desk pops.

even Asshole came out and said there was no footage of the woman saying anything remotely racist

           Anastasia
   OK, fine, I will have dinner
   with you. Because I’m...
          (tiny belch)
   ...hungry.

OR... The girl in the middle is manspreading with her legs underneath the girl on each side.

Looks like you get it just fine.

Free the Radio City 36!

While shepherds watch’d their cocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And glory shone around.

Nothing could make me feel good about the 2016 election, but this post is as close as I’ll ever get.

See also

The guy who wrote this never has to work again.

Donald Trump cares about wack people.

Looks black and gold to me.

How can you tell?

On the contrary, I applaud them for not writing that song.

Hot babes! Ripped hunks! That video has something for everyone except music lovers.

He is one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse.

What makes you think you have the right to impose your definition of their “best selves” on them?

That’s not a table flip. This is a table flip.

The 1997 parade is still the high point given that it featured Barney ripped apart by high winds and the Pink Panther stabbed to death by a cop.