But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

Wouldn’t it have been fairer to just call that game a dirty one all around? You’re feeding into the narrative that the Bengals were the dirty ones and the Steelers were much less so, beyond a celebrated Giovanni Bernard helmet to helmet hit. There was plenty of chippiness and dirty moves traded, but focusing only on…

To be fair, Cincinnati only got a professional football team within the past two decades. It’s still novel here.

What a shame. That looks like absolute garbage.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?