Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

Usually grifters run their con and leave before anyone notices (I still believe that Trump’s run for president was initially just a marketing campaign for his shitty products and shitteir family). But since he won, he is stuck in his current scam and all of the other scams are catching up to him.

I’m trying to imagine it, but I’m mostly remembering how they shrugged at “sexual harassment” and “banged porn stars while his wife was pregnant.”

I know what I want for christmas now

They are bad at their jobs because they never should’ve had them in the first place. The were unqualified for the jobs. They don’t have the skillset to manage said jobs. They should’ve gave the job to a black women. We are magic.

Nah, they’d shrug the whole thing off with their belief in repentance and redemption that they only discover when one of their celebrities is in trouble.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

That’s nice, Kim. Now put down the phone and come collect your husband.

Don’t lots of dudes have piercings?

“No one knows,” he tells her in a conspiratorial whisper.

So... speaking of misogyny... I heard on the radio that one of the female cast members is not appearing on the reboot/special season whatever it is they call it. So, the producers tried to order a sex doll made in her likeness that could be used as a prop for the new show, but they didn’t have enough time for a…

Interesting, I signed up last month and have seen 6 movies so far. Have not been asked for a ticket stub (yet).

There’s a reason that the Poison Control Center has a section about toothpaste that says “fluoride can lead to more serious toxicity in large amounts” - so yeah, fuck this guy. Throw his ass in jail.

In America, you can shoot a Black person and not even serve a day in jail! Truly a paradise.

Eating too much toothpaste can make someone seriously ill.

What a douchey thing to do at a panel discussion. There are certain routes to take to get your screenplay in the hands of a potential director/producer.

Talk to the audience?!

Ren “is now facing a charge of a crime against moral integrity.”