I for one encourage our government to absolutely take over our lives and tell us exactly what to do. I mean, what does free will have to do with it right? It is so much simpler to just read what you’ve been assigned to do than to critically think.

Daddy Yankee? Who the fuck is that? Sounds like something a 13 year old would call himself online.

I’d buy these covers and gift them to people. Most hilarious white elephant ever.

You mean Republicans?

Well if wolves are raised like dogs then I imagine the GOP would happen. Since they would eventually show their true nature.

You mean this?

As a Latino when I was younger (about 18) I worked at Pizza Hut and it was a few blocks from my house. It was a middle upper class neighborhood. So at any rate, I get off my shift at midnight because I had to close the store. I’m walking home and I see a car coming by, I think nothing of it. I am wearing the…

Please tell me you will go around telling people at supermarkets, “that’s not a strawberry, THIS is a strawberry!”

I know who could replace him. I heard he’s got a wooden personality too.

Why? Well obviously all the steamy hot homosexual cruises are going there and heating things up. Those naughty, naughty people are so inconsiderate.

This is a very short version of The Old Man and The Sea. Well done Mr. Hamilton.

“I was naked scrolling on Tumblr... ” is the new modern equivalent of “after a few drinks at the bar...” joke.

Both sides have very persuasive arguments and in my opinion they are both right. However, all medical research at some point needs to be done with humans as well (with all appropriate safeguards and permissions). However, if they were to recklessly start experimenting on a population segment that is still likely to…

It’d be a lot faster if Uber just fired itself. Takes care of all the problems at once.

I find it interesting that people keep worrying about Nintendo’s imminent collapse. You wait a hardware generation or two and suddenly they are back to “Why can’t I fill all these orders???”

What’s next? Genetically engineered your next kid with these simple tools at home?

Jokes on you. The earpieces he is wearing are not playing the translation of what is being said. They are simply playing back his most recent speech.

Here I thought I was making almost no money as a student doing Dev work for $15 an hour, the position pays 100k+ for full time. Really wish I got hired part time.

But the question now is, did he get the little one Breath of the Wild? Did he? DID HE? Sorry. I actually really enjoyed the game.

I’d buy it. Play it for a few hours. Love it and then forget about it as I move through the backlog of 300 games I KEEP BUYING from steam sales.