Note to Random Florida Dipshit: No apps, no patent, genius.

Florida = Death.

It’s actually worse/more hypocritical than that: Starr’s office released to the media the full report on the Clinton/Lewinsky investigation the day after it was completed—even though it was supposed to be confidential.

It’s the city of Waco, TX, too. Waco is a shithole.

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so “88" = “HH.”

Right? Also, Brooks is a very, very frustrated commencement speaker (frustrated because nobody wants him to speak at their institution’s commencement service), and this time of year he gets especially bat-shit crazy).