Counterpoint — Exxon’s $400mm man:

They were also hoping the new stadium might help them get into a power conference, most likely the Big 12. So they could get in with more prestigious schools like Baylor.

Of note, this investigation occurred in the same time frame as negotiations were progressing on CSU getting a football stadium on campus. The old stadium, Hughes Stadium, was located four miles to the west of the main campus. The negotiations into the stadium had a new dimension added at the end of 2014 when Jim…

I need to go watch that Jon Stewart clip now so I can imagine Tucker Carlson going home and crying to himself about that tonight. That will make me feel slightly better.

I wish my aptitude test in high school had recommended “Professional Athlete’s Former Business Manager.” Those dudes always make fat stacks.

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

All NWS forecasts are in caps. The computers they used for a while actually only supported them and I think while there are plans to end the practice it’s kind of a tradition now.

So instead of getting drunk while the Chiefs inevitably tear my heart, Ill be piss drunk by kickoff and instead will die of alcohol poisoning by halftime

A few years ago, I went through every old story on football injuries I could find in order to check out this persistent claim that the players knew what they were getting into with head injuries. I read hundreds of them. And there was absolutely no inkling anywhere, not among players or doctors:

I wish Bo hadn’t played football so he could have gone on to be the modern Jim Thorpe (if he kind of isn’t already). Play baseball, go for the U.S. Olympic archery team, show up for the PGA Championship maybe, who knows?

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

Congratulations, Mr. My arm! Let go of my arm with your ass, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Toyota Supra which this lovely lady, Manizha Faraday, will deliver when she stops screaming.

Because

That’s called a “Neverfucking” I believe.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.