Hello, fellow Florida Person of Indiscriminate Gender(s)!

I got Rick Scott.

Very disappointed we couldn’t come up with someone more progressive. If we were going to put another corporate-friendly stooge in the speaker position, we never should’ve showed up to the polls in the first place.

Michelob Ultra is the Centrist Democrats of the American Left.

oh god how do i delete every praiseful comment i’ve ever made about her? lawdy lawdy i have seen the light reveal this corruption!

Only the GOAT could be so disappointed with a 28 point victory as to be in such visible agony throughout.

i still don’t get it

If Chef has a mirror, he’s chopping lines on it, not checking himself out.

Um...can’t you really say this about any career/art form that’s popularized for TV? Ramsay’s attitude is to food/cooking shows is like the “zoom, enhance” gimmick is to procedural crime drama shows.

I like President*, like the MLB bros that got caught using steroids

membah watching tv without a sociopolitical message?

I’m not trying tell Black folk what to do or nothing, but in most Italilian families, this would be cause for an immediate “extended vacation” for whomever was responsible for this culinary abortion.

Teeny tiny micropenises. Teeny tiny micropenises everywhere.

There is nothing normal about the reality celebrities exist in.

Holy shit thank you. I’ve been tolling this bell for an eternity and been written off as “an ongoing victim of Russia’s aggressive 2016 disinformation campaign” for being frustrated with with these DINOsaurs of the Democratic party.

I’m going to go a different way here and go completely opposite of what the seeming cultural norm is:

41Then He will say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42For I was hungry and you gave Me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me nothing to drink, 43I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, I was naked and you did not clothe…

College Football Dudes belong on the list with Vegan Dudes and Crossfit Dudes.

i’d like, just once in my memory, for there to be a time when an honest-to-god rock band plays the superbowl.

Phew. Glad he was able to pull through in the end and maintain his eternal virginity.