I just love these alliterative names.

i’d like to see an actual rock band at the half time show for once.

Let’s see if we can find out why.

> best surprises

I know where they won’t play!

Everything is just beef, cheese, and lettuce, yet we’ll still be completely fucking lost.

GANG WEEDERS RISE UP!

ummm what’s a trashcan lannister?

Religion used as a tool of oppression?

can i have the old video games back where we focused more on actually playing them than watching some asshole play it in his darkened basement that you can somehow smell the ammonia smell of stale cum through your monitor?

haha you are on crack, sir

you could always just develop clinical depression with an unhealthy serving of complete and total apathy like i did

The state of XBox One in 2018:

Woah woah woah, Jack, you can’t criticize Nancy Pelosi. What are you, some kind of Republican?

I like to think their friendship is a bridge to understanding. Maybe through his friendship with O he’ll come to understand that Black people aren’t some nebulous outside group but that they’re people just like (some) Republicans are.

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That look made me want to get up and move out of my office chair and I’m hundreds of miles away in my own home office. How President* Individual 1 is even in one piece after that is inexplicable.

There are plenty of us that know this can’t go on forever.

And please don’t tell me “only play with your friends”. As a 45 year old parent of two kids, finding time to coordinate with 3 of my friends to play is nigh impossible. This is straight up highway robbery (pun intended).

I’m just waiting for the flying flame unicorn with homing missiles.