Man, I wish Jon and Stephen were covering the news like they used to. Noah just doesn’t do it for me.

Accused?

I use it regularly when I’m single-player gaming. I don’t need my big cans for putzing around in No Man’s Sky.

Delightful. You’ve let them flip the script away from it being a class war first.

Cool story!

“I’m going out of my way to get this guy banned,” he said after getting killed in Fortnite.

we just gonna forget about dark souls 2 or...?

they missed the part about putting an end to this asinine battle royale trend

I can’t wait to see more of that TYT mic when she’s getting interviewed on TV in the future :)

No, 45, they’re not going to look into “the other side” because this investigation is not about “the other side”

you guys

and here i don’t even know what a cardi b or a fashion nova is

Motherfuckers never watched good eats

This is great, but it’s not Pittsburgh Rare.

Having been born in 1986, I refuse to accept the label Millennial. I don’t listen to their music, I don’t nut my pants every time I see an avocado, I am not a fucking millennial. 

Can we at least still make fun of the awful cacophonous racket they call music? Like, “If you like singers that vibrato like they’re a lead flutist that just learned how to vibrato (Florence & The Machine) , you might be a millennial!

it’s called a pound sign

That’s kind of a bummer. I have a couple of really nice “limited edition” strategy guides that came with special edition bundles, guess we won’t be seeing any more of those.

Yes. You do understand that Devs changed the terms of how the season pass works from when it was first A Thing, right?