And make sure you’re out of the store well before closing hours.

[COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]

I can’t stress this enough as a Rhody-born Pats fan.

Gisele just needs to hold on loosely to not let it go.

me, playing battlefield games

oh cool hollywoods and royalty, a double “why do we give a fuck?” story!

I’m so glad I’m married and beyond all the horseshit single people have to deal with.

here, let me help you

That’s p. cool. Maybe next time I decide to slum it with a chain pizza I’ll throw some dough at LC’s

i’ll start taking all this whitewashing nonsense seriously when you all star REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing about how bollywood is currywashing everything

“asking about when name changes are coming in every article Sony publishes on their blog is just annoying.”

It’s not really necessarily a joke. I’m uncomfortable with the (albeit minimal - initials and birth year) personal information 18 year old me didn’t think twice about setting his PSN username as, and 31 year old me is jumping at the chance to change it.

please tell me i don’t have to thank fucking fortnite for this like i did with crossplay

what the fuck is with the tires being at a 45 degree angle i live right outside miami and this shit is all over the place lately and i’m just a pasty white computer nerd that doesn’t know shit about cars except that this is a trend even uglier than the fucking headlight eyelashes and i now have ocular cancer

Just to be clear: the angle on this is that this behavior is because he has a penis, not because he’s an asshole?

I like that this is the same blog network that shames nerds for caring too much about the Star Wars they grew up with...and then we have this.

you’re so wrong that the sheer number of ways to illustrate you’re wrong is in itself interfering with trying to illustrate how wrong you are.

holy fuck this, as long as you’re not doing your business on my leg i have no concern where you choose to do it

I prefer my chocolate chip cookies crisp throughout