shut up about politics, hollywoods. you live in an entirely different existence than the common man and you have no place speaking to our needs or experiences.

Carbon Tax.

Pray for it.

dear celluloid heroes:

this is dumb

If you’re into InfoSec at all, Lance is a great twitter follow.

Someone in the FFBE subreddit figured out how to dive into your personal game files and pull a username and password out of it to transfer data fyi.

I can’t wait for the first time I hear about someone dying in something stupid because they backdoored a way to prevent national emergency messages from reaching them because they don’t like whichever corporate owned asshole is in the office at the time. i am going to laff without ceasing.

I can’t wait for the first time I hear about someone dying in something stupid because they backdoored a way to prevent national emergency messages from reaching them because they don’t like whichever corporate owned asshole is in the office at the time. i am going to laff without ceasing.

Christ you hacks are sloppy. Speculate some more, why don’t you?

> Pervy Joe

Wow, Kanye is dying to stay relevant. It’s okay Kanye, there is life after fame. Maybe get a job flipping burgers somewhere or saying hi to old folks that still shop at Wal-Mart.

It’s a scary time for young men in America

> Reporters’ desire to document drama is surpassed only by readers’ appetite for it.

> In Odyssey, all you get is a non-interactive screen of a fire and an artifcat glowing.

We all get that Kanye’s only making outrageous MAGA statements because that’s all he’s got to keep himself in the spotlight at this point, right?

the defensive back suddenly fell backwards and to the ground, coming down with an immediate and intense case of what I guess could be generously described as “cramps.” 

The first rule of progressive female character design is to not give her female attributes, got it. thanks ethan.

Deadspin is currently being Gamergated by Barstool Sports, which dug up a handful of jokes I made in the comment section of Deadspin in 2006 and 2007, as a 22-year-old student, years before I came to work here. The false equivalence

It’s been to big to ignore for a long time. I’m really hoping its 15 minutes of fame are starting to wind down.