This is clearly the most important issue this generation.

That's one badass assistant principal.

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

People are monsters.

I feel this story is a little like when bro’s become cops because they think it’s going to be exciting and they can change the world.......but then they’re stuck doing paperwork and bored and start doing dumb shit and get themselves in trouble. Dude thought it would be exciting, decided to be Jason Borne, got himself…

China, Korea, Sri Lanka, Iran - all these countries I’ve found firsthand do not have the name change as a thing either and I’m pretty sure most of their neighbours are similar and have been....since we had surnames. I’ve found Italy, France, Greece, lot’s of places. It’s kind of not a big deal.

Pleeease explain the “didn’t know it was a school” bit! Everyone else thought it was hilarious and whatever it is about flew right over my head and I feel dumb.