I have heard jerry rigged all my life with the assumption it was from WWII; jerry=German.

I always count the number of rows to nearest exit. Sometimes you cannot see and have to crawl/feel your way out. (My older sis is a flight attendant.)

Oh wow. I had not read that.

You’re not from Texas, are you? That’s not going to happen. I agree there should be sanctions. I just know football rules in Texas. There will be some hand-slapping.

Friday night lights, baby!

Is it time to abandon all hope?

Cuz apparently we females are really, after all, our brother’s keeper. SMH.

Kowtow.

This university is going through some troubling times. Administrators and Board of Trustee members got cross-wise with the long-standing alumnae association. They actually razed the building where the alumnae association was headquartered. Oh, it is rich reading. The emails of one dumb blonde assistant to the…

Geez. Such a hazardous profession. All of it. Cage or no cage. Helmet. Whatever. So dangerous.

With enough money to sincerely have no fucks to give.

All the stars, all the stars, go to you, my friend.

Oh right. He is a much better parent than the rest of us. NOT!

Of course you were wrong. I have met exactly one man over the course of a lifetime who was not ga-ga for a beej.

My friend Philip and I agree that we can only care about 5 people per day. If you are not on the list today, we are sorry. Maybe tomorrow.

Taylor had used a vehicle to crash through glass in the front of the showroom.??????? Was he high on meth or what???

I had a fresh peach for breakfast. Drooling too.

Honey. You gotta be kidding. College?

The font, I do not care. I have never understood the Font Snobs on Gawker, how they hate Comic Sans or whatever. The comma in the wrong place in the date, RIDICULOUS!!!!

Yes, as I recall, it did have that smell. Came out before all the herbal essence and flowery fruit smells were popular.