In Los Angeles, which is overwhelmed by homeless, there are still enough beds available in shelters for anyone who wants to use them. However, in order to use a shelter you have to be in before lights out, you have to be clean, you generally have to wear pajamas, and you have to not be using drugs or alcohol. A…

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

How did you feel about the David Geithner story?

I ask, because it makes Thiel’s case exactly.

Fwiw, I take no joy in losing Gawker and Deadspin.

Breaking News: Draymond Green, with support from Peter Thiel, buys Gawker Media. Albert Burneko traded to BarStoolSports for used laptop w/ Windows 10 upgrade and one red stapler.

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

I hope Arizona throws at him just on principle.

Ultimately, you can’t just adopt better habits halfway through the playoffs and expect them to stick when the pressure gets on. I think the problem with trying to diagnose a particular disappearing act or a particular moment when Russ or KD didn’t overcome the moment is that nobody, not even Michael Jordan, was A+ for…

There is a 100% chance that one day I will make the wrong joke in someone’s mentions, and the wrong person will RT it, and that person’s legion of idiot followers will decide to care very much about my dumb joke for a day before forgetting it completely, and I’ll have to delete my account. Guaranteed

You know what would help them make better decisions in real time? More live-ball training, like the league could put them through between games/seasons if they didn’t have day jobs.

“Running races is fun and people care about it”

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

That game was SIX YEARS ago (June 23, 2010). In the full seasons since then, Papelbon’s got 170 saves, a 156 ERA+ 9.7 K rate and a 5.43 K/BB rate. If you called it back then that Papelbon was losing it, your powers of prognostication are terrible.

Clicking on any Deadspin link installs Stuxnet on your computer. They remotely activate the camera and record you yelling at your children while you masturbate to Supreme Court opinions. It’s what approximately 35% of their audience is doing at any given moment.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

I know it is a different time, but I think what is said on the ice, should stay on the ice. Should he have chosen a different word? Sure, but honestly it doesn’t matter at all. Too many sensitivity meters are running at 99%. A hockey rink is not your cubicle.

Reasonable assumption based on their reaction but if you’re out with someone on the sly, who in their right mind sits in the front row?