I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

Most common cause of dysuria in young men is STD.

I’m almost positive this wasn’t caused by banging out cocktail waitresses 2-3 at a time—almost.

Matt, the fact that it burns when you pee might be something more than just a bladder infection buddy. Let’s talk.

Probably worth noting that all hot peppers originated in South and Central America. Sure, they’ve been exporting them since the days of Cortez- but all the hot chilis we associate with India and S E Asia came from the Americas.

I agree with that but my point was that when you have kids to support sometimes you don’t get to hold out for a “career”, you just have to have a “job”, or two or three.

If you’re a huge asshole, then so am I. I was reading all the way through, thinking “Just get a second job at Taco Bell and pay your arrears.”

No I saw that too but that’s like two things. You telling me the ONLY non-writing jobs he could get was UPS or pot farming? If true, then fine I guess. But that’s not what he says. He doesn’t say he’s been sending out 50 resumes a week to regular jobs and can’t get hired. He just mentions writing and these two random…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Let’s get this out of the gray. LaRoche is a shitty baseball player, AND father.

As far as school...

Except she was the one who has been sending her lawyer’s filing all over trying to get someone to pick this back up. No one has never denied any of this. She never pressed charges and has been paid for it at least twice. It was a story in the 90's and again in 2003ish when the Manning’s book came out and she filed…

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

“Refused entry”

I’ve been a Republican for a long time and the only thing I can do is look at this shit show, shake my head, and not vote for any of these clowns. We need a Republican party that looks at the Democrat’s ideas and says “that’s a good idea now let’s figure out how to afford it.” We don’t need the Republican party to…

When I first started watching this year’s round of GOP debates, I found them to be a circus that was hilarious at times.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

I yelled at play-by-play announcer Joe Buck, and tweeted about Joe Buck, throughout the baseball playoffs that just ended. (Go Royals.) He is still much better at his job than I would be. I’m still allowed to resent him.

They’re arguing that the TTAB’s decision was arbitrary and capricious and thus not an appropriate exercise of government power. It’s an excellent example of why the government shouldn’t be tasked with determining what is “offensive.” Besides the obvious first amendment issues the government has a poor track record of…

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.