@MrFluffyThing: But it does get more legible. And most image formats on the web are bitmap and get blurrier when you increase their size.

@akumaserge: Aww, yeah.

@mkant: Where did the name come from?

I'm unable to get any larger image by clicking.

I'm not sure if I can. I have it mostly memorized.

@JFL: It just a bad joke. =)

@splitlenz: It was a lame joke, actually.

@JohnnyricoMC: <3

@FriedPeeps: You got me.

I initially voted for FocusWriter (free), but I'd also like to point out that Bean (free) has a lovely fullscreen mode that is much more configurable (yes, the configurations can distract you) and JDarkRoom is a free clone of WriteRoom.

@Marand: I tried using vi in fullscreen (with an X11 tip Lifehacker posted awhile back), but something about it—maybe the fullscreen, maybe the fixed-width font, maybe the ASCII-only character allowance—prevents me from using it full-time.

@zipeater: I assume the ??? is more than one step.

@ArleenCabango: That's a brilliant idea! I'll have to try that.

@danger the pirate: Originally, they did. When the Matrix was too perfect and the humans that were placed inside couldn't believe it was real because there wasn't enough suffering.

@Hexapus: Professors authors of textbooks?

@qbrad: I don't care so much about multitouch, but I don't like the leather look.

@Walternate: I have a Lifehacker star but not a Giz star. Man . . .

@ludwigk: Whoops, guess you're right about the copyright issue.

@farcedude: And put the camera upside down too so the viewers have no idea what the hell's going on.

@Walternate: And maybe a shelf underneath or something to rest the device on.