Do they have an algorithm to do that, or are they teaching released convicts how to Photoshop for this dangerous job?

By the time you figure it you you'll be late anyway.

Please take this off the front page oh please oh please augh

@therealjjohnson: Click the pencil to edit your posts.

using only an 8" serrated knife and a simple broiler

@Maave: I'll admit, the specs—'specially the screen size—are sexy, but weren't there like 90 preorders of this thing, of which like a sixth returned it? All of the reviews were negative . . . I can only imagine this being good with an outstanding OS, which seems impossible considering this is a hardware company that's…

@AcidSpoon: Depending on which you get.

@Maave: 4 GB of storage, no native apps and from a company that stole the idea?

@Capall: Well, it is also a tablet, so it could be useful for drawing and taking notes. . . . Forget it. This thing needs WiFi or a Bluetooth dongle so it can be tethered.

@kozi: Yeah, but for people who don't have WiFi, they might as well use the Terminal.

For people who want to do this: You probably should disable the Dashboard and make the Dock 2D to save some resources:

@thechill1995: *looks up Hammurabi*

@thechill1995: So he's being punished with what could be the worst punishment for trying to inflict the same thing on someone who hadn't done anything to deserve it. I think that, while this punishment is terrible, it is a least equal.

@LeftClicker: Being unable to edit because I am on my phone, I would like to mention that I reread the comments and the article and got my answer: yes. Disregard this.

@jupiterthunder: I second this.

Let me just get this straight—if my statuses are set to Friends Only, people I say Not Now to will not see my statuses? That's what the article said, but just making sure I am understanding this correctly?

Death by cookie? But you can just clear them!

@DoubtedBeef: Alright. I need to go kill some people then. [cowbirdsinlove.com]

My seventh-grade science teacher told me that if I wanted an A, I was going to have to really want it—retake quizzes, point out homework errors, et cetera . . . but it appears his advice doesn't apply in the future on Gizmodo.

This guy is the MUTO of whiteboards.