Go home Bill Simmons, you’re drunk.

Keane,

FOX News douchebag on the right believing the congresswomen are just throwing shit out without regard for morality, law, or precedence: “This is real life and the words you say have real consequences”

i hate “kevin”.  thats all i want to say. 

Trevor Bauer is the Jay Cutler of baseball, and I’m cool with that

NFL: “I’ll run/jump/bench/whatever you guys want to see in the combine. I’ll do it again at my Pro Day”

I’ll go pro-biker. I ride ONE mile to work. Im not some monster, and most of it is on roads where actual rules apply, but every goddamn asshole in front of me on the last bit- a bike/walk path- thinks they should be dead center. ALL OF THEM. Like, “Im working out this early, so its mine”. Its infuriating. The path is…

Oh, bother...

This logic is terrible. The Pelicans want the biggest haul they can get. If they intentionally trolled the Lakers, they just screwed themselves for negotiations in the summer when Boston, LA, and maybe the Knicks are all bidding against each other. I think the Pels just realized the best offer wasnt available yet. If…

As a Browns fan, Ive basically already done this with one HUGE exception- I was almost never sober.

Final Four:

ugh. only do 1. thats my advice. Its enough.

Im so confused. This story starts off with the hoax, the show is cancelled, and despite figuring out it was a hoax the show is still cancelled. At this point I understand the outrage or at least noteworthiness of this mess-up.

No one’s gonna say it?? Fine

HAHAHAHAHA. This is great. As a “fly-over-state” resident, Im hearing two arguments for Delaware. One, there is a coastline. Two, some sort of income tax deal. These are both utter bullshit, and if I said the same about Kansas, Nebraska, or anywhere else you would laugh me out the door. No one gives a shit…

Gun Fresh for the win.

That’s David Cross, on tour with Metallica, 7 Beast Ices deep, reveling in Indians glory.