Oh please Jason, we all know you’re the one delaying the Virtual Console on purpose.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

<words> that feels a whole lot like Fantasy Life <other words>

I really want to strangle the guy for doing this. Then take his gpu because his gpus are good, and he doesn’t need 4 of them.

Forget the PC.

See, this is what I’d do if I had “Fuck you” money. Just wasteful amounts on PC components.

Good point. That’s why this year’s multiplayer will let you die once — then you’ll never be able to play again.

On the second to last turn of the game, Porygon2 goes for Protect, a move it is almost never seen using. Zheng immediately recognized it as a weird move, but the gravity of the situation didn’t hit him until the opposing Choice Banded Gigalith went for Explosion. At that point, his mouth hung open, speechless.

Meanwhile.

Paid DLC for the win!

Not surprised that UNC is trying to take the high road here; the Loh road was already occupied.

didn’t see the author at first and started reading, after the first line I said to myself “yeah, jason definitely wrote this.”

I chose this Smash Bros. character as my user icon.

What the hell is wrong with that guy? He clicked “Accept” without even reading the agreement.

Let’s all remember this when Duke lobbies the NCAA to have all of these losses put on Capel’s record, before firing him, on the premise Krzyzewski wasn’t coaching the team.

Look, if you were wondering what JJ Abrams Star Trek 4 was going to be like, then just add a Beastie Boys song to this image. Done.

Quick! Everyone start reprogramming your eproms!

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”