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Truth time: Ads are always dummied first. They paid to be in the paper, sometimes for specific page numbers. If they paid for color, week often times only certain pages can be in color (for example: front and back, and the pair in the middle). Ads, not stories, are what determine the size of a given day's paper. Sad…

JoJolion? pshh.

in their defense, they ask if your 17 or older. the options are "totally" and "cheaaa"

Do you think it will take them longer to notice my continent is one big penis made up of tinier dicks?

If Gabe farts people will run the sound through a modulator until it sounds like a secret game announcement.

Gamestop be all like:

"We give you $9.50 for all that."


Word.

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